Behold: a majestic 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom palace of domestic dreams (and at least one mysteriously squeaky floorboard). Step inside and you re greeted by a living room large enough to host both a movie night and an argument about what to watch. The kitchen features just enough counter space to convince you you ll start cooking more right before you order takeout and eat it standing over the sink like a gremlin. The three bedrooms range from primary suite of luxury and ambition to room currently holding a chair covered in clothes. Each offers ample closet space for outfits you forgot you owned and the emotional baggage you definitely didn t. Apply Now!

Photos and renderings are not of actual home.